And how to do it on a budget from a man that knows.
If you’re young, single and working in a half-decent job, then it’s your duty to see the world and all it has to offer. Well, that’s the way I’ve looked at it over the last few years. As friends have been cast to one side — through marriage, fatherhood or even both — my single mates and I have made it our mission to adopt a budget GQ (some would say Loaded) approach to seeing the world. Forget the Balearics, Greece or mainland Spain; further afield there’s more on offer at a fraction of the price.
Without further ado, below are some of my pearls of wisdom from the trips I have been on over the last few years*.
Apart from the fact Cape is one of the most geographically beautiful, fun and exciting places in the world, the South African Rand is at an all-time low against the pound. As I type it’s around 18 to the pound which can get you a hell of a long way. I’m talking a steak dinner with beers and wine for less than £20 a head. There’s only a two hour time difference which means you can hit the ground running with no jet lag and you can get great B&Bs in Cape Town and all the way down the Garden Route which keep costs down.
You can fly around South Africa pretty easily and at a really reasonable price. We flew with Kulula who didn’t charge for extra bags (golf clubs), were on time and all in all super-efficient in every way.
If you like a gamble, you can head to Sun City. It’s by no means Las Vegas, but it does have a lot of casinos and water parks etc. My advice here is to stay in a hotel or B&B outside of the main city, as the hotels inside Sun City are not very good for what they cost.
· Don’t order the seasonal price seafood as you might blow your budget on one tiger prawn and a sliver of lobster
· Go to the gym before you get to Cape Town because they are all very beautiful and buff
· Hiring a car is easy and they drive on the left, but remember some motorways don’t have petrol stations on them. You have to come off them to find one, as I found out in a desperate situation just outside Johannesburg airport
· Like most countries, please don’t wander around on your own at night. South Africa is a welcoming and wonderful country, but it does have some crime problems — so stay in the main tourist areas and stick together
· There are often games of cricket at the iconic Newlands cricket ground. Take a pic nic, sit on the grass and watch players from a country that loves its sport